Sunday, 3 February 2013

What do Google and Monty Python have in common?


What have you read in the last month about Google’s contribution to the British economy?  Chances are you will have seen many articles about the moral offensiveness of its tax arrangements, which have led to it paying virtually no corporation tax in the UK. 

You have probably seen politicians and Richard Murphy finger-wagging and lecturing on how such terrible abuses of the system must be stopped because these horrible companies are leeching money out of the UK economy.  After all, why should we allow big business to do business in the UK if they aren’t prepared to pay their way through the tax system?  We should all be outraged shouldn’t we?  Shouldn’t we?

What you probably didn’t see, because it was pretty much buried in the press, was a report that Google is planning to consolidate its United Kingdom offices in a brand new one-million-square-foot development near London’s King’s Cross Station, at a cost of a reported £1 billion.  Yes, one million square feet of brand new building. That should be a big story – by any standards it is a massive investment in the UK that will bring with it many, many thousands of much-needed jobs in the construction industry, from high-flying architects, designers, lawyers, accountants, project managers, health and safety officials, building labourers, painters and decorators.....I think you get the message.  In these current times, when employment is still far too high and there are precious few businesses investing in the UK, surely this should have been trumpeted as a good news story.  But it passed barely without a mention.  Why?  Because it doesn’t quite sit comfortably with the anti-globalisation/anti-capitalist rhetoric which politicians of all shades are so completely wrapped up in at the moment?  Because it might require an admission that it is facile to dismiss companies such as Google as “leeches” when in fact they contribute in so many ways.  Perhaps it is partly that by minimising their UK tax bill through perfectly legal tax planning, Google have amassed the financial strength to make such a massive investment.  And perhaps it is because of our existing tax laws that they have chosen to make that investment in the UK.  There is a danger in the present heated debate of throwing the baby out with the bath-water.  There is nothing wrong with having a legitimate debate about what this country’s tax laws should be, but it is playing with fire to publicly castigate companies for doing things which are perfectly legal without balancing the argument with a proper acknowledgement of what they contribute.

It all brings to mind the wonderful Monty Python sketch in the Life of Brian, “What did the Romans ever do for us?” so in tribute to that masterwork, here’s my new 21st century take on it:

Reg:                They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
Stan:                And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg:                Yes.

Stan:                And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg:                All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?

Xerxes:            Employment.
:
Reg:                Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Activist:           And the technology to transform every aspect of our lives!
Stan:                Oh yes...technology, Reg, you remember what it used to be like....
Reg:                All right, I'll grant you that employment and the technology to revolutionise our world are two things that Google have done...
Xerxes:            And the massive investment in construction.....
Reg:                (sharply) Well yes obviously the investment... the investment goes without saying. But apart from the employment, the technology and the investment...

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